By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington
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Hassi158's favorite FMLs
By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo
By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 07:02 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla
By humorizer - 12/09/2012 08:44 - United States - Mansfield
humorizer tells us more.
By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast
By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville
Crushed
By annonymous - 19/09/2012 06:24 - United States
By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto
Disrespectful to the max
By SorryUncleTommy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn
By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas
By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 14:50 - Sweden - Stockholm
By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 10:28 - United States - Richmond
Brilliant
By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States
The thrill of it
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By ToughTitties - 14/12/2012 13:45 - United Kingdom - Woodford Green
ToughTitties tells us more.
Hey guys, its the OP here (didn't get an account to post the FML, but had to in order to comment, hence the name change) I'm not fat, I'm probably about 125 pounds and 5 foot 3, I was just leaning over- you know how your tummy kinda.. yeah. You guys get the idea! My boobs are way bigger than my tummy so it's all good. But I'm probably going on a diet after the holidays, because you guys are such ... well.. I can't say inspiration, more like a virtual kick up the backside. Thanks for commenting on my post, and happy holidays to you all!
By elphi - 15/12/2012 06:11 - United States - Savanna
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OP here! #35, etc. No second date. And...I can't discuss a ongoing investigation. #2 He tried to feel me up and I walked out.I was so scared I left my purse behind. #14 He's on security camera. #4 My limit's about 700 less than he wanted, and he didn't get any of it. #8 Card was instantly cancelled.He put it back. Haven't seen him since. At least the dinner was good.
By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe
emchocolat_fml tells us more.
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
Prank of the day
By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale
^ Yard sale. My parents always complain that I hoard too much junk (they never get the idea behind why I have so many different controllers for my NES, SNES, Genesis, N64, Wii, PS3, Xbox, Xbox 360, etc)... and demand that I throw away all the controllers and only keep "one or two since that's all you need". And don't get me started on chargers... they think all I need is one single charger to take care of my multitude of laptops and game consoles and cameras... So when they see a 'worthless picture frame' (which I believe had an image of the Bronte sisters as the default on the lock screen the last time I saw it), they think they're doing me a favor by getting me money by selling a 'picture frame [I] just leave laying around on the floor'.