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One word: Schadenfreude

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M0r0n's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Verified
You are certified FML now
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

11%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

69%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

9%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

8%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

0%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%

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M0r0n's favorite FMLs

Empathy

Today, I started crying at work because I talked to a patient who lost his wife. They were together for 64 years, I can't even get a guy to look at me for 64 seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By m0r0n - / Thursday 24 September 2020 01:17 / United States - Cleveland

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ss / Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:17 / Australia

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kidswithnomanners - / Monday 5 September 2011 17:04 / United States

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it