Canuckster
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Debate pervert
Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML
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OkayImSorry 0
You know what else happened to your sister 10 minutes ago?
goshpeople 4
That happened to my sister ten minutes ago.
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goshpeople 4
That happened to my sister ten minutes ago.
OkayImSorry 0
You know what else happened to your sister 10 minutes ago?
DDamian 0
Your sister must be blonde.
goshpeople 4
Well, I figure no one cares to hear about my sister on someone else's FML, but it just struck me as an amusing coincidence. She's very dark brunette, by the way, but we call her Blondie, for obvious reasons.
vinzk_fml 6
Maybe your sister posted this FML!
jewfro311 0
It IS in Canada... maybe he did!
jewfro311 0
It IS in Canada... maybe he did!
jewfro311 0
*she
im_bored_tired 12
nope. his sister didn't put it on here. OP is a dude.
Orcina1 3
how do you know OP is a dude?
im_bored_tired 12
your mom. thats who.
im_bored_tired 12
it says it at the top right corner of my phone.
OkayImSorry 0
I call her blondie too. But she calls me "Black Python". You'll never guess why.
mintcar 10
59, we don't know wanna know.
mintcar 10
49*
OkayImSorry 0
Mintcar, girl, I won't tell you but baby I'll show you why.
itchy_arse 0
will you show me?
tellithowitis 13
actually 14, it happened 10 min and 2 seconds ago. And your new couch looks great! It was kind of hard to see though from the bushes:p
darkness4dummies 0
thats nasty
worldcupcheer17 0
61- that's not creepy..
YacL 15
Go ahead, 59, show 60 why you're called "Black Python".
NomJonnyboy 0
I like your face.
NomJonnyboy 0
#60
flockz 20
mhm agree wrap me up in those multiple chin rolls.
goshpeople 4
#49, here's my guess: She calls you Black Python because your sharp serpent's tongue is full of lies.
OhSoBueno 0
only 1 very large roll #77 lol
OkayImSorry 0
Nope. Believe it or not shes actually talking about my penis.
alphaskater09 9
me and carlos already know about jessie and his little midget friends! i told that bastard it wasent a good idea to hide here! we need to get out of here carlos! now! RUN!!!!!!
biasedshooter 24
why does your sister have a nickname for you based on your penis?... better yet, why has your sister SEEN your penis?!
6tori6 5
How the hell did this conversation turn into penises??
6tori6 5
" hey guys! oh haha I remember that! haha...GUYS!! HEYY!! IS THIS A JOKE?!? I F*****G HATE YOU! UGH STUPID B*T***S!! I CANT BELIE--ohhh"...*click* "So what's up?"
OkayImSorry 0
Who said anything about MY sister!!?!????
changetheworld 0
Better yet, YOUR penis?!
OkayImSorry 0
Well I said something about MY penis.
changetheworld 0
Oh. Well that's okay.
The_Weirdo 10
Wait? Did someone say....'teehee' Penis.
baddud300 6
Did you have Beats By Dre? man those things look awesome....
paytonv 0
haha
im_bored_tired 12
wanna hear a joke about my penis? never mind. it's too long.
ifailplzinsultme 0
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind you won't get it.
RetardedBullFrog 4
158, it does "look" awesome. But Bose is the way to go man!!
ahotgeek 0
14, ur a jerk grow up. they were just saying it was a coincidence.
purplepizza21 0
14, ahahahahha win !
im_bored_tired 12
213, 14 is grown up. he is about 28.
ahotgeek 0
that's his age not maturity level if a 28 year old is making jokes that an 8 th grader wud say that's not grown up
soapscream 3
oh snap
USMC_FTW 3
STOP F****** IGNORING ME.... oh opps
Tjack_attack 0
what a complete beast
Keyman1212 14
I normally just sit there jacking off in skype group calls. It's like chatroulette, with people you know!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Sometimes I do that on purpose...
USMC_FTW 3
62, and most of time you should be yelling at them with your mic in.
richard121212 0
thats what happens when retards get on skype.
futtbuck101 1
Circle jerk
theaws0m3guy 4
93 deserves multiple thumbs ups for preaching the truth.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I don't geddiittt... JksXD
qyka 5
at least they couldn't hear the yelling
Lauren10102 3
You probably looked hilarious... heeeeheeee
flockz 20
slow mo hehe? :D
rainbo955 0
that's funny, easy mistake though, fyl. xD
jglenn88 0
that would suck!! you probably looked like a retard!
doing_it_ritee 5
haha!! how embarrassing..
EmyB_fml 8
Bahahaha, I can just imagine it happening, too funny
ZTD09 2
Trollmicrophone.
LKadrian 0
what
YacL 15
Huh?
kittykat1497 7
omg 147 you are EPIC >:O
Jimster1712 0
indeed.. successful troll ish successful
RabidBunny 10
You know, this might be the reason everyone ignores me. I just need to speak louder...thanks OP you taught me a valuable lesson today.
smurfsarwales 9
ur pic was nicer brighter :) keep it light
360XBOXFTW 0
^stalker
xJudii 5
Smart.
americiato 2
lol that happens
kimmy143 0
lmfao wow dumbass
simply_improper 1
attention h0r
Salvikidd 6
blonde moment...
wolflover44 5
I'm blonde... And quite frankly I'm quite smart. The actual dumb blonde myth came from when women used to dye their hair with bleach, and it was believed that when they breathed in the bleach fumes that it killed their brain cells. So fake blondes, dumb. True blondes, smart!
lady2011 0
Good for u...maybe now ppl won't be so IGNORANT ....LOL
je_suis_fml 11
True blondes are smart based upon....certainly not that comment.
stepho14 0
agreed!
slushpup9696 12
106, way to ruin the validation of your comment. Hair color doesn't actually affect intelligence. ZOMG NO WAY GUIZZ!! And I'm a brunette, not some pissed off Ginger.