By Demitrius_T - 19/3/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom Workout Today, after noticing weight gain, I purchased an ab belt. Despite no gym for around a year now, I assumed I could easily sustain an advanced level workout and put the belt on maximum strength. The first shock catapulted me off my feet and smacked my head into the wall, leaving a noticeable dent. FML I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 1149 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 20:08 - United States Wage slave Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML I agree, your life sucks 906 You deserved it 101 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By samba_spaz - United States - Los Angeles Groove is in the Heart Today, I was at my usual drum circle. This guy I'd never seen before showed up and started playing an unfamiliar beat. Thinking he was new, I tried to teach him what to play. Turns out he was a professional drummer and was playing an advanced version of the groove I was trying to teach him. FML I agree, your life sucks 642 You deserved it 1997 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dulok Warrior Princess - United States - New York Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML I agree, your life sucks 3346 You deserved it 711 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML I agree, your life sucks 3004 You deserved it 881 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML I agree, your life sucks 3244 You deserved it 7156 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dsark - United States - San Diego Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML I agree, your life sucks 44232 You deserved it 3715 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AwkwardPotato - United States - Bakersfield Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML I agree, your life sucks 43824 You deserved it 3739 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML I agree, your life sucks 35983 You deserved it 5230 294 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Josie - Australia Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML I agree, your life sucks 32972 You deserved it 3808 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fmypaint - United States Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML I agree, your life sucks 9564 You deserved it 35193 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share