By samba_spaz - 19/9/2019 06:01 - United States - Los Angeles Groove is in the Heart Today, I was at my usual drum circle. This guy I'd never seen before showed up and started playing an unfamiliar beat. Thinking he was new, I tried to teach him what to play. Turns out he was a professional drummer and was playing an advanced version of the groove I was trying to teach him. FML I agree, your life sucks 623 You deserved it 1890 15 5 2 161 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dulok Warrior Princess - 10/9/2018 19:30 - United States - New York Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML I agree, your life sucks 3285 You deserved it 624 24 6 222 157 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/9/2017 04:30 Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML I agree, your life sucks 2956 You deserved it 860 30 9 225 88 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/3/2017 04:00 Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML I agree, your life sucks 3227 You deserved it 7089 212 19 123 614 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dsark - 19/2/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML I agree, your life sucks 44178 You deserved it 3705 10 1 11 33 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AwkwardPotato - 2/7/2013 02:37 - United States - Bakersfield Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML I agree, your life sucks 43775 You deserved it 3728 10 4 5 71 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/8/2011 07:42 - United States Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML I agree, your life sucks 35938 You deserved it 5228 4 0 1 62 294 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Josie - 21/2/2011 07:46 - Australia Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML I agree, your life sucks 32910 You deserved it 3790 6 0 3 28 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fmypaint - 14/10/2009 09:31 - United States Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML I agree, your life sucks 9555 You deserved it 35138 5 1 28 20 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share