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    By geonix - 19/05/2021 08:00

    Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 720
    You deserved it 388

    Workout

    By Demitrius_T - 19/03/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

    Today, after noticing weight gain, I purchased an ab belt. Despite no gym for around a year now, I assumed I could easily sustain an advanced level workout and put the belt on maximum strength. The first shock catapulted me off my feet and smacked my head into the wall, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 276
    You deserved it 1 200

    Wage slave

    By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 20:08 - United States

    Today, at work, our customer service chat was empty all day, so I got up to go to bathroom. In the two minutes I was gone, three people tried to chat with me. Then I got a call from my manager, asking me why I wasn't doing my job. He told me to give advanced notice next time I had to pee. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 952
    You deserved it 106

    Groove is in the Heart

    By samba_spaz - 19/09/2019 06:01 - United States - Los Angeles

    Today, I was at my usual drum circle. This guy I'd never seen before showed up and started playing an unfamiliar beat. Thinking he was new, I tried to teach him what to play. Turns out he was a professional drummer and was playing an advanced version of the groove I was trying to teach him. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 650
    You deserved it 2 049

    By Dulok Warrior Princess - 10/09/2018 19:30 - United States - New York

    Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML
    I agree, your life sucks 3 394
    You deserved it 722

    Slippin' up

    By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30

    Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 3 055
    You deserved it 899

    Nervous laughter

    By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

    Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 3 289
    You deserved it 7 343

    By Dsark - 19/02/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego

    Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 44 268
    You deserved it 3 720

    By AwkwardPotato - 02/07/2013 02:37 - United States - Bakersfield

    Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 43 868
    You deserved it 3 747

    By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 07:42 - United States

    Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 36 019
    You deserved it 5 233

    By Josie - 21/02/2011 07:46 - Australia

    Spicy
    Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 33 030
    You deserved it 3 811

    By fmypaint - 14/10/2009 09:31 - United States

    Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 9 574
    You deserved it 35 255

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    Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 207
    You deserved it 29
    Today, I called the Suicide Hotline. They greeted me by name. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 196
    You deserved it 36

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