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Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Hmm. I'm sure you can snag some inexpensive clothing at thrift stores. Problem solved.

#14 - On 03/13/2010 at 7:29pm by nomnommonster

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Sell all of the furniture and tell her to feel free to pile up the carpet in the corner for a bed.

#12 - On 03/13/2010 at 7:28pm by boreddoubletears

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