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Today, I forgot to pay for my train ride for the first time. Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking for people's tickets and kicking offenders off. FML


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On 10/20/2012 at 9:59pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Haha, that's just how the world works :-) There are 365 days in a year, and which day does your teacher decide to actually check your homework? That one day you haven't done them...

#7 - On 10/21/2012 at 3:37am by Pandacupcakelove

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That sounds like the kind of luck I would have. Hopefully if they kicked you off you were able to catch the next train OP

#20 - On 10/21/2012 at 3:59am by HeyArnold91

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