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Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30541) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That actually sounds like quite an amusing situation, not really an FML.

#4 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:11am by laur3nmae

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Yes, it's the guy's FML really :)

#5 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:21am by 4ube

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