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Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5006) - you deserved it (75139)

On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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You got OWNED!

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 7:10pm by MacOSXpert

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YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!

#2 - On 01/13/2010 at 7:10pm by idkweird

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