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Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by BeautifulDisastre (woman) - United States (California)

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Technically, you drove 14 hours for Denny's, because you still had to drive home, right? Which sucks even more.

#8 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:30am by Vedder

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You could have joined four waiters in the men's room for a Grand Slam. That could have been worth the drive.

#4 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:15am by perdix

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