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Today, I was walking to the parking lot from class while texting. When I looked up as I approached my parking spot, I noticed the words "F*ck you Dave" keyed into my car. Hi, my name is Clare. Who's Dave? FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by mynameis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Ummm... I think it's pretty obvious that "d-a-v-e" is "clare" written very poorly. You can't expect perfect penmanship with a key, can you?

#9 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:40am by spayellow

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There's a lot of these "wrong name keyed into my car" FML's. Maybe it's just the same guy for each one? Hmmm, I think I'm on to something.

#6 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:24am by 8trickster8

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