Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

by Shawty / 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

    #11 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:34am by reki

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  • Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

    #3 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:23am by JessiGoose

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