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Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind she called "can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her un-load bags. She began hitting me, screaming "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40230) - you deserved it (6016)

On 08/30/2009 at 11:32pm - misc - by LGFLIPSTER (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

#1 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:14am by Darling_Cherry

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You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

#3 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:18am by Calaura9

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