Miscellaneous: Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave...

By skc - 14/03/2009 11:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML

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Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:04

So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.

marrrrgo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

hahaha that's cute!

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Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:04

So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.

facilitator 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:25

Serously man, dudes gotta look their best. Although in my minds eye i saw a body builder doing this with a pink bathrobe and a towel on his head

Wreckless_fml 6

Friday 23 September 2011 12:59

I stopped reading after "I gave myself a facial"

tehhotness 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:05

I bet those arent the only facials you get

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

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MJ_Alexander 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

WTF whats the big deal pfft how did this FML get POSTED moderator, you suck

marrrrgo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

hahaha that's cute!

erika_lynnex 1

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:10

I agree!

aqua__marine 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:09

#1 is right, guys can use it if they want for sure, but it would be embarrassing to get caught. how could you forget its on your face? they feel so tight and uncomfortable... I can't wait to wash them off!