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Today, Campus Security Calld To Inform Me That My Car Had Been In An Accident. I Rushd Down To The Security Office To Find Most Of The Officers Laughing. A Portable John Blew Over On To My Car An Smashd My Rear Window. Now, Security Calls Me "Port-A-Potty Guy," An My Car Smells Like Shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41081) - you deserved it (1992)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)

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wow, how shitty is that?

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:47pm by badonis

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You could have been the guy IN the Porta-Potty.

#22 - On 12/10/2009 at 8:59pm by Tomaino

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