By Alaska fire - 19/11/2016 22:14 - United States - Eagle River

Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML
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Llyev 10

Wait what? I assume camping with tents and no one let you sleep in a car or tent at least? You need to get a tetanus shot for real. We're you the designated sober person? You seriously could've died of hypothermia, you need to have a little talk to a friend who was at that party or whatever cuz dat was messed up, if you didn't know anyone there maybe you shouldn't go to such shindigs like that again especially without someone who'd have your back and make sure u don't freeze.

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Qandol 26

If they were friends at the bonfire. And if they were all drunk as you said, I'm sure you could of cuddle up with someone so you wouldn't be sleeping outside in the snow. After all you saved them all from getting hurt or die, at least they could of cuddle you:)

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awesomeamandas 37

because someone saving your life and countless others by not letting drunk people do dangerous and potentially life threatening things is a good reason to intentionally harm that person and risk their life as well. you can't have fun if you're dead.

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Llyev 10

Wait what? I assume camping with tents and no one let you sleep in a car or tent at least? You need to get a tetanus shot for real. We're you the designated sober person? You seriously could've died of hypothermia, you need to have a little talk to a friend who was at that party or whatever cuz dat was messed up, if you didn't know anyone there maybe you shouldn't go to such shindigs like that again especially without someone who'd have your back and make sure u don't freeze.

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ogs_fml 6

Went to the comments section to suggest the tetanus shot.

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Qandol 26

If they were friends at the bonfire. And if they were all drunk as you said, I'm sure you could of cuddle up with someone so you wouldn't be sleeping outside in the snow. After all you saved them all from getting hurt or die, at least they could of cuddle you:)

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moodyreallyrocks 27

That NOT cool, of your so called, friends OP! On a separate note though, I admire your sense of responsibility and perseverance..

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stevenJB 25

Well, people are alive and uninjured thanks to you?

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JustTheTruth42 13

not the op. got hit with a snowball and stepped on a nail.

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species4872 19

And they said you wouldn't have a good time.

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cats4lyfe 25

Ydi, you had keys to their cars and you could've just gotten in one of them and turned on the heater.

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naivemisanthrope 4

It does suck to be the one responsible person at the party. But you did good! Just get your foot looked at quickly, ok?

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GrumpyGrinch 23

As 7 already mentioned, why not sleep in one of the cars? You said you took the car keys, in plural. If thats true that no building was accessible at all, not even a carpet in the hallway.

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