Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini... - FML

By ClairvoyantVamp - 06/07/2016 23:09 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

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By CrescentSelene - 23/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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Top comments

Welshite 39

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:33

Your butt in a Bikini Bottom... It's like a porno straight from SpongeBob SquarePants. "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"

reachaxe 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:19

Ask your aunt to delete it if you're not pleased with the angle. If she doesn't comply, Just report it and get it removed!

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reachaxe 22

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:19

Ask your aunt to delete it if you're not pleased with the angle. If she doesn't comply, Just report it and get it removed!

rockeditionbarbi 14

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:29

Why would she do that? Evidently you're not very happy about her doing that. Could you ask her to remove it?

joeyl1990 28

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:31

Is it a cute butt?

miranda9202 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 23:15

Well, DUH. Its OP's butt.

Welshite 39

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:33

Your butt in a Bikini Bottom... It's like a porno straight from SpongeBob SquarePants. "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"

slingerslasher 24

Thursday 7 July 2016 23:51

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

kehnzo 13

Friday 8 July 2016 1:04

Never forget spongeknob squarenuts.

urbanbigfoot 20

Friday 8 July 2016 3:52

I had to read this FML 5 times until I could process what OP was saying.

iberomanaround 7

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:46

Ravioli ravioli give me the bootyoli

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 7 July 2016 14:36

Have a serious talk about it OP..

InsipidPotatoes 12

Thursday 7 July 2016 15:03

Pics or it didn't happen.

clb27 4

Thursday 7 July 2016 15:29

bruh

dannidoll93 24

Thursday 7 July 2016 15:36

Fuckbois be like...

MV3_Heat_Fan 13

Saturday 9 July 2016 4:04

Damn people can't take a joke

EwahWeeWah 21

Thursday 7 July 2016 15:05

First, ask her to delete it (make sure she deletes it from her phone/computer too) if she doesn't, report it. After doing so, disown her and never let her come to family events.

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 7 July 2016 15:39

Is it really a bad picture?? I think you need to post it so we can give our opinion.

sleepyolivia 14

Friday 8 July 2016 4:23

Can you spell "thirsty"?

Miss_Whipped 43

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:33

Can you spell "joke"?

ClairvoyantVamp 19

Thursday 7 July 2016 15:42

Hey guys, OP here. I didn't have an account at the time of submitting this FML but I made one to respond to comments. I'm actually really surprised this got published! All in all it's not that bad; I'm mainly just really weirded out. I will definitely ask her to remove it. For those of you concerned about how it looked, the name I put for this FML was originally "AtLeastItLookedGood?" but I guess the website decided to change that.

ClairvoyantVamp 19

Thursday 7 July 2016 17:39

Thanks! Most likely I'm just technologically dysfunctional.

GoldenOP 15

Friday 8 July 2016 11:27

Keep us updated on what happens in terms of removing it! Atleast it wasn't a bad photo either, so it's not TOO embarrassing.

BaronVonStudley 9

Thursday 7 July 2016 15:46

Post a picture of hers

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