Miscellaneous: Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands....

By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:20

Does it really matter? You're just washing your hands.

Polynomial 28

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:16

Maybe womens was a wreck?

Comments

Polynomial 28

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:16

Maybe womens was a wreck?

derangedplanet 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:31

from experience that usually the men's room....I once found poop splattered on the wall behind the toilet in one at a fast food job I had. needless to say I made someone else do it while I gagged

Polynomial 28

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:34

Maybe the womens was flooded?

BlackBoyFly 11

Thursday 3 December 2015 19:46

#1I appreciate how you're doing your best to look at this through the positive

chriss2015 13

Friday 4 December 2015 5:52

Very true all the horror stories I've ever heard come from the men's washroom. Although I once caught a women shooting heroin in the girls washroom. For some reason homeless men really are attracted to smearing shit on the wall.

Polynomial 28

Friday 4 December 2015 17:05

Thanks, 19 :)

Kinglue 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:17

Shouldn't trust the bathroom at a fast food place anyways...

amourmourant 18

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:17

There might have been something wrong with the girls bathroom, so it may not have anything to do with you! But I'm sorry it happened. ;(

heyitsaliciaaa 20

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:17

Maybe they were cleaning the ladies rest room, which is why they were locked.

APHPrussia 19

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:17

Maybe she was just so tired that she unlocked the wrong one? Don't worry, I'm sure if you ask nicely enough she'll unlock the other one! If they were both locked, then I doubt they were both being cleaned.

mds9986 24

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:18

Man, that cashier was rude.

Mortoli 30

Sunday 6 December 2015 2:52

lol all the nice comments are about your profile pic lmao.

NthDakotaBeaches 12

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:19

If you don't like it then try to look more feminine, it's pretty simple

UH60 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:22

Slappytitz 11

Thursday 3 December 2015 21:02

"lesbians, if you hate men so much, stop trying to look like them" -Jim Jefferies

MegasaurusRex89 28

Friday 4 December 2015 1:27

This is such an ignorant comment… I don't even know where to begin with all the faults in this one sentence.

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:20

Does it really matter? You're just washing your hands.

Zoldyck 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 23:03

Well, they're bound to be offended if (most likely this would be the case, I don't see why the cashier would open the men's otherwise without informing the OP) the cashier believed them to be male when they are female.

LMAO__no 15

Friday 4 December 2015 12:39

That was my first thought 8. Maybe the women's room was occupied? or maybe the cashier grabbed the wrong key and figured it wasn't worth going back for since op was just washing her hands? Is not like someone is going to walk in on her without the key. and she shouldn't be in there more than a minute.