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Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50517) - you deserved it (4050)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

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Headphones are your best friend.

#1 - On 09/01/2014 at 7:46am by Queen_bee1234

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I wonder who made the seating arrangements? Probably sounded like this:

"We have three infants boarding this plane. If one cries, so does the other. Who should we seating in the middle of them?"
"Hmm, This fellow has had years of flying experience. S/he can probably last 9 hours."
"Sounds great!"

#8 - On 09/01/2014 at 7:55am by bgorch01

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