Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 6:12am / Malta / Miscellaneous

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  • You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth -

    Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.

    #3 - On 04/14/2014 at 9:37am by DocBastard

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  • Well at least you'll never see her again..

    #1 - On 04/14/2014 at 9:36am by antonia789

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