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Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43257) - you deserved it (8410)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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I'm sure you could make many friends with the promise of a pizza that action.
Sorry, that was a cheesy pun.

#2 - On 03/24/2014 at 7:07pm by Pleonasm

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You didn't have to fake having friends. The pizza guy doesn't judge

#8 - On 03/24/2014 at 7:09pm by alshygirl

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