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Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML


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On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well he did tell you that's what he wanted...

#2 - On 04/15/2013 at 6:08am by tj4234

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Wow. Your boyfriend is a bit ungrateful, huh. He could've at least said thank you for making them, even if he didn't want them.

#1 - On 04/15/2013 at 6:08am by Mads_1234

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