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Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML


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On 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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Tsk tsk, some people, just tell them straight that you are indeed British and such.
Not your fault that you talk the way you do, some people like to notice the smallest things.
I hope you are not self conscious about the way you talk..
Good thing it was not worse though, they could have commented the way you walk or something
Or the way you breathe

#2 - On 02/19/2013 at 6:22pm by Keevarou

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What a wanker.

#3 - On 02/19/2013 at 6:22pm by BFons

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