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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (6029)

On 02/17/2013 at 9:27am - misc - by omgstuupidd - United States (New York)

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Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?

#2 - On 02/17/2013 at 12:57pm by Ebola

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I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...

#1 - On 02/17/2013 at 12:55pm by carry_on

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