Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML
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Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went on a scenic hike to clear my head and ended up lost for two hours. When I finally found my way back, I noticed the trail signs had big, bright arrows. How did I miss those? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I ran a marathon and despite the numerous arrows and indications along the way, I ended up getting lost on the way to the finish line. I'm still not sure how I managed it. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?
carry_on 19
I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...
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Comments (92)
paintedchocolate 30
Somewhere, a physicist is crying...
nothing92x 13
Along with every person that has common sense.
kingsian 15
Tell hell if that didn't work, she could've always click her heels together three times.
kingsian 15
Tell her*
soja_fml 18
Well if you think about it she probably did put him thru hell...
nothing92x 13
It looked great on paper, but when she got the tattoo on her arm, well I guess the idea didn't seem so great on skin now.
mfischer 17
I read this a few extra times hoping to find something clever or funny.
Stefanie88 24
Sounds like a keeper, if you aren't dating her for her brains that is. What if she was just having a slow moment due to the panic?
AugustBurnsToast 14
Should've just installed an actual compass in her arm.
SunTzu2 9
That tattoo was a big mistake too
Doubledimp 23
You guys should have left a trail of bread crumbs behind...
llamafish 25
I once did that. I got lost, and surrounded by ducks.
fatboygixxer 3
I hear the pussy magnet tattoo is far more accurate...
lifeisgood_03 8
how does she get anywhere in life..
ICastillo 25
With the compass that's tattooed on her arm.
Albarufus 13
Ask her to ink a calculator and an iPhone screen as well.