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By omgstuupidd - 17/02/2013 14:27 - United States - Brewster

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 21:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 18:00

Today, I ran a marathon and despite the numerous arrows and indications along the way, I ended up getting lost on the way to the finish line. I'm still not sure how I managed it. FML

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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By Wouldntitbeniceif - 01/05/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML

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By sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - 12/07/2015 19:56 - United States - Killeen

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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Ebola_fml 20

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:57

Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?

carry_on 19

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:55

I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...

Comments

Orchard 33

Sunday 16 June 2013 22:46

Why do men have the nerve to start dating a girl based solely on the "fuckability" scale, and then act so shocked and disappointed when they find out how stupid she is? Isn't it common knowledge that there is *typically* a negative correlation between good looks and intelligence? I always put YDI on these types of FMLs.

lemmalongsnail 15

Tuesday 8 October 2013 18:57

There is no correlation between looks and intelligence at all, if anything, the trend "typically" points toward attractive people being more intelligent. At least research what you say before you present it as fact, especially when making such sweeping remarks.

Quadroblitz 10

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:39

How many people though to Patrick's watch? "Hmmm... I need to draw a new battery."

aquaticmammal624 12

Monday 13 January 2014 12:30

If she lines it up with the sun and knows the directions of the sun's path, she can use it as a reminder of what direction is what. Not that that would usually help navigation within a populated area that much. Nor would it be completely 100% accurate. Why don't you just ask someone? But anyhow, in terms of the tattoo not being a compass, she can still use it in this way.