Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML
Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML
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Top comments
Ragefat 14
And that is what being too nice can get you. A sad truth, but the truth nonetheless.
Bad1z 13
just reset the settings
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Ragefat 14
And that is what being too nice can get you. A sad truth, but the truth nonetheless.
NeatNit 33
That's because OP is retarded. How can she change the password if she only has the wifi password? clearly he has 0 security.
capslockisgood 19
Thats all you need to change it.
lilhellian 27
The router which does the wifi should come with a user and pass.. Op clearly never changed them from default.. So yes #8 did have a valid point.. Op just reset the damn router... Push in that little button on the back...
laden_swallow09 35
It's too bad I can't delete my comments while under Edit time.
jtthegr8 26
OP can always turn off the router while not using the wifi (yes, routers have off switches)
karpoi 11
Just remember.... Push overs get taken advantage of, and bitches don't get ****** with.
happylappy 21
Yea but when the bitch ends up needing something, no one is going to help them. Nice with a backbone is the way to go.
S182 15
Also, being a pushover or bitch aren't the only two options... You can be a nice respectful person whom has boundaries.
ranko77 1
What the heck, my thumbs up was represented as thumbs down???
emilyjgraham 34
OP gave her the password.. Therefore had a password on their Wifi (be it default or other) and they changed it. The woman didn't hack into their account!
lilhellian 27
91 There's the wifi password, then there is the password to get into the router to change the wifi password..
emilyjgraham 34
I apologise in that case :)
damn_homie 2
**** her up
poxnora2012 1
Actually if no one sets up a router password which is normally left blank but sets up a WEP or WEP2 password once someone gets that password they can access the routers administration systems and change the password. I Know. ;) ive done it to my neighbor many times
bluebell707 13
Damn!
Bad1z 13
just reset the settings
DDCA 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserve it for being too nice. There is no hope for some people.
Bravesfan319 11
Yes... We should all just be jerks to everybody else. That'll make the world a whole ton better...
docscientist 10
You're right, there's no hope for us if douchebags and people who think like you continue to exist.
d4m4s74 12
and that is why you protect the modem settings using a seperate password.
sammyjanette 17
Call your internet service provider. I'm sure they can help you reset your router. Plus there's usually a little hole that says reset, and you can push something like a toothpick in there to press the button. Just trying to be helpful in case you read this, OP. :)
vaxanas 5
That won't reset his Skype password..
dalnice 5
She changed the wifi password, not skype
DogsPaw 16
Resetting the Router will put it to Factory Settings. Meaning you will have to set it all back up. (Resetting will also put the Actual Login go back to Default) As for Skype he can change it quite easily via Email.
andrew9623 9
Usually there is a factory reset button on the router OP. Just press that button and set up the router again.
empath 20
Hopefully you don't use the same password for everything.
AgentClassyPants 9
I would report her to the owners... But I'm spiteful.
lulubelles 33
No that's justified, spiteful would be something much nastier, like a flaming bag of dog poo on her front step
DanielleinDC 34
That's not spite. That's reporting a manager who behaved unprofessionally.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
It was nice of you to pay attention and help her with her personal problems and you should have gotten credit for such- but, if there's a next time, don't help her. She and her problems are obviously not a worth a dime of your time. Karma will get to her eventually. Sometimes nicer and bigger people can't win.