Miscellaneous: Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML

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Cheeky sod

By what - 11/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Livermore

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

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Memory hole

By Anonymous - 17/07/2025 22:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By slightlyfamous - 17/01/2016 13:59 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML

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Slacking or what?

By BarneyR - 09/09/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML

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By LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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Ragefat 14

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:02

And that is what being too nice can get you. A sad truth, but the truth nonetheless.

Bad1z 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:04

just reset the settings

Comments

alitbaby 14

Thursday 7 February 2013 14:33

you gave it up, ydi.

gaara1989 6

Thursday 7 February 2013 14:54

Password is just like the underwear, never share it.

katties 27

Thursday 7 February 2013 14:55

Yes, as said before: reset your router. What a bitch you have for manager!

LuisM104 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 15:09

Ahahah.-.

madgrinchhatter 12

Thursday 7 February 2013 15:22

Turn off the router

THuD29 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 15:40

If you can't beat 'em join them

russfml 31

Thursday 7 February 2013 15:41

I hate to say it but your too nice and even a little naive. If she just tried to evict you then asks for your Skype you should know she is not trust worthy. Fyl however with a little bit of ydi for being so naive lol

bubble_burst 16

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:01

Like they say.. No good deed ever goes unpunished. Let this be a lesson.

lhamil64_fml 5

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:18

On your router, look for a little pinhole that you can stick a paper clip in. Hold that down for a few seconds and your router should reset to default settings, where you can then add a different password. Then I'd strongly recommend changing the config page password to something other than the default.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:21

Please, PLEASE for the sake of your wellbeing and sanity, start looking for another place to live! Your manager is a **** and will probably pull this type of stuff as often as possible. She sounds bitchy enough to download child **** thru your internet router and YOU will be the one getting thrown in prison.