Miscellaneous: Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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You have been warned

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML

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Cheeky sod

By what - 11/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Livermore

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

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Memory hole

By Anonymous - 17/07/2025 22:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By slightlyfamous - 17/01/2016 13:59 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML

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Slacking or what?

By BarneyR - 09/09/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML

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By LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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Ragefat 14

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:02

And that is what being too nice can get you. A sad truth, but the truth nonetheless.

Bad1z 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:04

just reset the settings

Comments

BrashlyHonest20 4

Monday 11 February 2013 16:36

After she tried to evict you for being an hour late on your rent you decide to do her a favor.... and she screws you again.... seems like a pattern to me.

hola147 3

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:48

Just reset your wifi

twilliams1755 1

Saturday 23 February 2013 4:21

Change the name of your wifi to "[Neighbor]IsAThief"

Eamon666 3

Wednesday 27 February 2013 13:20

Call the police! That is stealing.

Tiger9099 11

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:54

didn't see that one coming

SkyCloudie 7

Wednesday 26 June 2013 4:52

For some reason, this pisses me off

lrak 6

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:01

Router has a Pin Hole Reset that puts router in factory settings. Reconfigure settings and password. Next thing, to legally evict a tenant off property, landlord must jump through hoops to get you evicted legally which most just "scare" tenants by saying they are. They have to put a notion in the county court to evict, a sheriff will deliver notification to residence about a court hearing where a judge decides or settles the eviction when you appear. If you don't go to court they usually evict. But in the end it takes days. I hate landlords that use that scare tactic.

mkstar13 13

Thursday 17 July 2014 19:21

She is a total douche

Sockmonkey12 10

Thursday 6 November 2014 4:25

Moral of the story: do unto as they have done unto you. This also happens to be one the basic principles of atheistic satanism, which I implore you to research before you criticize something you don't know about.