Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my roommate to chip in for electricity costs. She called me a bitch, proceeded to tell me she can't afford it, despite working full time and me part time, and blocked me on all communications. Uhm, what ? FML
Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for changing my phone's password, like I thought she would try to access my phone without telling me. When I pointed out she could only know I changed it by trying to unlock it behind my back, she took the sandwich I'd just made and fed it to the dog. FML
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML
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Top comments
Ragefat 14
And that is what being too nice can get you. A sad truth, but the truth nonetheless.
Bad1z 13
just reset the settings
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Comments (136)
BrashlyHonest20 4
After she tried to evict you for being an hour late on your rent you decide to do her a favor.... and she screws you again.... seems like a pattern to me.
hola147 3
Just reset your wifi
twilliams1755 1
Change the name of your wifi to "[Neighbor]IsAThief"
Eamon666 3
Call the police! That is stealing.
Tiger9099 11
didn't see that one coming
SkyCloudie 7
For some reason, this pisses me off
lrak 6
Router has a Pin Hole Reset that puts router in factory settings. Reconfigure settings and password. Next thing, to legally evict a tenant off property, landlord must jump through hoops to get you evicted legally which most just "scare" tenants by saying they are. They have to put a notion in the county court to evict, a sheriff will deliver notification to residence about a court hearing where a judge decides or settles the eviction when you appear. If you don't go to court they usually evict. But in the end it takes days. I hate landlords that use that scare tactic.
mkstar13 13
She is a total douche
Sockmonkey12 10
Moral of the story: do unto as they have done unto you. This also happens to be one the basic principles of atheistic satanism, which I implore you to research before you criticize something you don't know about.
Kaei 21
you can be the better person, yet still say no