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Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML


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On 07/15/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by RIP - United States

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That sucks.. But you should have told her you didn't hear what she said, she would have repeated

#1 - On 07/15/2012 at 6:31am by piekie8888

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"Laughter is the language of the soul" - Pablo Neruda

Still, no harm in saying "sorry, I didn't catch that". Remember that so you don't make an ass of yourself next time OP.

#2 - On 07/15/2012 at 6:35am by darwinism

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