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Today, for mah birthday, mah family offered to take one of mah friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in mah class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of mah parents. She forgot mah name three times. They didn't buy it. FML


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On 07/09/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Nofriends (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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That's pretty pathetic.

#1 - On 07/09/2012 at 10:01am by randomnameflob

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awe. ill be your friend op :)

#3 - On 07/09/2012 at 10:02am by missunderstanded

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