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Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML


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On 06/08/2012 at 3:45pm - misc - by hackshack (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

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They have lowered the standards for teaching degrees so much...

#2 - On 06/08/2012 at 8:31pm by tswizz

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You've got to admit, it can't be fun for a teacher to be corrected by a student

#1 - On 06/08/2012 at 8:31pm by catherine012

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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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