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Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10573) - you deserved it (35223)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

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You definitely deserved it...get a life

#1 - On 04/23/2012 at 7:26pm by a124

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Yeah! My I knew my comment was accurate!

#3 - On 04/23/2012 at 7:27pm by Killer_fel

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