Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Fancy seeing you here!
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
Control freak
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that you can't see a guy you've hooked up with "like a brother." It's not even the first girlfriend I've had to explain this to. Block him or I block you and leave. FML
What about me?
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Top comments
bbedlock_fml 7
He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.
kiran_fml 5
How awkward
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Comments (82)
kiran_fml 5
How awkward
trollfaced 2
No, it's not awkward at all... Wait, maybe not
LupeTabasco 5
OPs parents are probably paying him to keep watch/break em up? o.O
Birdie_Sage 0
He must be a kid, not so awkward.
tellithowitis 13
I thought it said at first I had to explain to my boyfriend why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me...
ALpein 0
I accidently stopped reading at 'I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my boyfriend.'
kiran_fml 5
How awkward
kiran_fml 5
How awkward that I commented twice...oops.
isitinmybedroom 11
Still counts!!!
MissEmma_fml 22
No.
LightningCactus 12
Quick question, what still counts?
rachellooo 0
I'm sorry but I had to say your picture really creeps me out..
JJambiya21 0
Is this suppose to be from I just had sex by akon and the lonely island ?????
bbedlock_fml 7
He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.
felisaa 5
Yea(: poor guy's probably just really lonely.
nabee26 15
Yea that could be it but also the brother could be a little brother, maybe 6 or 7yrs old, so fixing him up wouldn't be possible lol
WCARlover 35
I'm wondering the age of your brother now..
yahoowizard 16
Extremely relevant here
Michael_92 20
27 and young lol
HattedMad 7
Aww, that's... just a wee bit creepy. But it's cute that he wants to spend time with you, given that he's, you know, younger than 10 or 11
ajourdhui 0
jealous of the bromance, aye? But, seriously I sympathize with your brother on this one for some reason -/('-')/-
littlemsweirdo 12
That is so not awkward...
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Threesome?! Wait, one of the men would be gay...
BrysGirl27 14
Just looking out for his little/ big sister:) but still...awkward haha