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Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

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"I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air..." Who are you, Edward Cullen? But it all seriousness, that sucks ):

#29 - On 03/17/2012 at 1:06am by Strwbry3Shortcke

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Ugh that sucks! Get better soon!

#3 - On 03/17/2012 at 12:54am by juliaispink

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