Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Slippy
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Right on time
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Broke
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
My finest hour
Today, I slipped while getting off a bus and caught myself dramatically on the handrail. As I spun around like a stripper, the bus driver stared as if I’d performed a stunt. I nodded like it was planned and walked away, limping slightly. FML
Top comments
grahambertus 11
For some reason when I read 'flying' I imagined flying like superman not tripping. That changes everything
klovemachine 24
FYL. the guy deserved it :) he needs to watch his step ha ha ha
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Boyaa 3
First :P
Snafuusmc 12
I guess he were a short fall. As a 6'5 man I am I don't even know what's short anymore.
schnouttz 3
man I am I? HURR DURR!
bamagrl410 31
lol. It would've made sense if he said "As, THE 6'5" man I am," instead. However I'm not really sure what the first part of the comment says...
slick5880 22
Commas help
grahambertus 11
You am have the perfect grammar. I only wish is to do only if I can have to be more like.
Snafuusmc 12
-____- you actually care about grammar on the Internet? Go complain somewhere else!
memob123 0
45- yes, yes we do
Tsunami87 17
45 - especially I if I am I that bad are we online people big is deal I
Justforlolz 14
45- Grammar and spelling are important. No 1 wants 2 se som1 type lyk dis, because that shit is ******* annoying.
The_Creeper_fml 8
45-Grammar is important. Your original comment literally makes no sense. Or I am unable to comprehend your cummingsesque prose. One of the two.
KendalKeller 3
Dont give a **** about grammar!
PYLrulz 17
Normally, I don't side with grammar Nazis. But this is an exception. Learn some English #2
llamafish 25
It's abstract art. But with words.
Snafuusmc 12
I do know english....but being as you people are I wouldn't expect you to correct every single word that is misspelled. I don't type lyk dis your over exaggerating of what I said plus it was a little spelling error.
KatiesSwaggin 13
^ Where in God's name are you from? Your comments confuse the hell outta me.
BlindyMcGee 2
You're*
sharonjinlee 2
some of you guys are being too cruel. people make mistakes and some people just type lyk dis. if u don't like it, you don't need to type that way. plus who says you can't make comments if you don't know proper english?? people all over the world uses english and are not going to be fluent. does that mean they cant join any kind of internet in english cause they arent fluent??
teresa96706 29
I think that, 2 thought the fml said that the tall person tripped the short person because he said something about there being a "short fall" And he was trying to impress everyone with his height.
satans_babe13 0
As a 5'11 girl, I fully understand your point of view.
koolkat27 13
why should people care if theres bad grammar usage on fml? its a website, not a ******* job application.
Sirin_fml 47
That is the saddest excuse for illiteracy I've heard all day. People who say stuff like "it isn't ******* English class" or similar things are missing the point. English class provides training for communicating in the real world. We don't shit in the middle of the street because "it isn't ******* potty-training class". Or at least I don't. Maybe I am just weird like this, but if we can't be bothered putting some effort into writing, maybe we should stick to reading.
koolkat27 13
91- i dont care i people sound illiterate. maybe its just people like you who have sand in their vaginas.
koolkat27 13
*if
starwind3438 9
If I could give you a thumb up Sirin, I would.
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
What is this I don't even
hope540 0
Okay everyone on that vehicle overreacted a smidge.
klovemachine 24
FYL. the guy deserved it :) he needs to watch his step ha ha ha
laplander_fml 0
Thats when op should help him up and excuse herself then say it wasn't done purposefully. = no bad glares
bfsd42 20
I kinda get the picture that op is the sort of self contained person who gets in peoples way without any regard for common courtesy. Otherwise they would not have been dangling their legs in the aisle. Op deserved it.
draegbomb 5
Why isn't she in the kitchen?!
THE_A_TEEN 28
You do know that assuming about a person you don't know makes you an asshole, right?
KendalKeller 3
Ha Ha Ha
loller27 6
whoopsie
SecretMe00 5
Lol you copy cat!!!
fymother 13
******* lame FML...
tylersign 11
Time to trade in the clown shoes.
TheDrifter 24
Somehow when I read this I pictured the op with legs swinging like a 4 year old at the table and big feet.
grahambertus 11
For some reason when I read 'flying' I imagined flying like superman not tripping. That changes everything
ManlyDunsparce 3
Could of been super man going to fly off the bus, but someone had kryptonite and he couldn't, so he blamed her. Wise man he is.
Mister_Triangle 21
The only thing it changes is the number of sequels and reboots this FML will have
Thisismypchere 8
Yeah he should be more observative though it does suck that they thought you did it on purpose.
JoeLouisBomber 9
People need to stop jumping to conclusions so fast damn
crimsonprodigy 15
To be honest my legs are pretty ******* long. I have a hard time not tripping anyone since I have to stretch em out. But dam even being short does the job? Wow.
Redoxx_fml 22
Size matters not
crimsonprodigy 15
***Im not sure what you look like op, but I imagine if you're short enough you could have started crying and apoligized like a little kid. If lucky, maybe a girl would have let you hug her ;)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, I can understand a long-legged person having his/her feet in the aisle but if you're short, wouldn't your feet dangle in front of you? How does someone walking in an aisle, presumably on your side, trip over your feet in that scenario?
crimsonprodigy 15
Like if one foot was sticking out, when the person lifts their foot to take a step they hit their ankle on OP's foot and fall over.
IndianGiver 8
That guy is soo dramatic. He couldve caught himself