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Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

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Technology and old people equals disaster

#2 - On 02/17/2012 at 12:50pm by RogerBoy27

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That was no seat warmer - grandma had pooped herself.

#4 - On 02/17/2012 at 12:53pm by DocBastard

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