Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
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aantho_fml 0
Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?
chester75 5
Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)
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chester75 5
Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)
TalkingTowelTim 0
I can just imagine you being like, "Whew, thank God it didn't break." Then seeing the bus coming and just being like, "****, that sucks."
boating_guy 33
Seems like something you'd see in a movie haha
gntfmlingnow 12
You obviously didn't have a Nokia, for the bus would have exploded into a fiery blaze
kristabelli 19
Omg that happened to me in December!
_Oblivion_ 12
You called?
XxHoPPoxX 8
Same thing happened to me but my phone was so screwed it was sent into skyrim
Dinkle 1
Aha, i see what you did thar..
llZombiell 5
:( awe oblivion made me think of elder scrolls and I was hoping to see a shot in the knee by an arrow joke. Fyl op
aantho_fml 0
Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?
LawSixx 11
I'm sure was didn't you see the scene where they the baby stroller? That was the OP she was more worried bout her phone then the stroller filled with cans. I kid :)
LawSixx 11
Hit* man can't believe I missed that word damnit
EvilCupcake8361 9
That didn't fix anything but nice try buddy. *pats back*
bubo_fml 11
Sandra Bollocks more like...
jonan1212 5
Yoda, you talk like
AssassinsCRB 0
What does OP mean
iamabamf 17
Original poster
drooller 9
Phone got squashed by a car
AssassinsCRB 0
Thanks a million
THE_A_TEEN 28
OP means Orbital Projectile cannon. It's a new weapon being created by the U.S. Goverment as a top secret weapon, similar to Reagan's "star wars" idea. I would tell you the details, but then U.S. agents will go after me. This is what OP means....
flockz 20
outstanding penis. Example: "woah, flockz has an OP."
theLword1221 0
Lol suurree
pinecone1414 6
Dammit! I spent my whole life thinking it was orangutang pimp.
_Oblivion_ 12
I prefer to reder it to Orgasmic Platypus. But Orange Penis works just as well too
Ghouly_fml 7
Your all wrong it stands for!: Orbital Penis!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Optimus Prime, guys. Jesus, you're all noobs.
boredblonde 17
Same thing happened to my friend...except the "bus" was a kid on a tricycle...
JustinComments 3
The kid couldn't think to stop? I could understand a bus.
boredblonde 17
Fell right in front of her...it was...a tragedy.
thisisafunnyname 12
Your friend dropped a kid on a tricycle into the street?
boredblonde 17
*facepalm* yes, 37, yes!
GoW_Chick 15
Did it hurt hitting yourself in the face 53?
Gringe 1
Ahaha cuz shes blonde! U guys r sooo original!
bkaneshiro14 0
No, 94. It's because she's a dumb bitch.
Climaxx 11
Phones can be replaced, you mam', can not.
boredblonde 17
Do you mean: ma'am?
BarDownDaily 12
14- She means penguin.
Gringe 1
Wow... And u criticize blondies intelligence?
BarDownDaily 12
95- What are you talking about?
hiitisbrooke 28
Be happy you're not dead.
Pentium_4 27
your picture is awesome. too bad OP lost her contacts, those take forever to get back
ladyLALAA 29
Unless you have an iPhone, bazinga.
lolyeahthatsme 11
Haha I was thinking err...no she can just bring it to the store and have them transfer the contacts but then I was like omg I am sooo stupid the phone is flipping crushed!
lolyeahthatsme 11
hopefully it wasn't a really nice phone ^.^
bitchesbcrazy 0
If you had gone to pick it up, you definitely would have had a few more problems to deal with
fattylumptard 1
Don't jay walk and that won't happen.
downtime 13
10, Oddly enough objects don't always land in one specific pattern. Traffic is still moving around the individual and could easily have falled in its path. Try again.
thatshot808 6
How did you know it survived the fall if it was still in the road? something doesnt add up