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Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you deserved it (3601)

On 01/21/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?

#2 - On 01/21/2012 at 8:28pm by aantho

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Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)

#1 - On 01/21/2012 at 8:27pm by chester75

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