Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
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aantho_fml 0
Was it being driven by Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves?
chester75 5
Well at least you didn't instinctively run and get squished :)
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Comments (123)
rosetta4978 6
That sucks. It's like that moment in the movies, when you barely escape death only to be surprise tripped by a banana and fall into a bottomless pit.
cmac86 24
I'll bet it was a smartphone. If it was an old candy bar type from 12 years ago it'd probably have broken the bus!
tewalsh 6
Don't feel so bad the same thing happened to me.
jackeechan 10
If only you meant the oblivion game
tristonien 0
Umm no you got it wrong, it should be skyrim not oblivian
Euronymous93 29
Oblivion came before Skyrim. Get your facts straight.
sematariux 7
Just be thankful it wasn't steamrolled Into Skyrim...
bombermanpyr 0
The same thing happened to my iPod except that it wasn't pummeled by the bus, It got run over, but it still worked and I'm using it to type this, oh and the screen is fine too.
WhatIsLuck 6
All these Elder Scroll jokes are killing me ♥ x'D And OP, that's too bad... :( Hope it wasn't new or anything, but at least it's just a phone!
Axipiter 24
Idiot. Put the damn phone away while you're walking! Seriously!
Euronymous93 29
YDI for having your phone out while walking. It's a dangerous and dumb thing to do.
Krystal3408 32
That sucks. Unless you were being dumb enough to text while crossing then YDI.