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Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
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Top comments
lsd_25 8
she better at least be hot
perdix 31
Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.
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Comments (201)
lsd_25 8
she better at least be hot
Viciousstorms 7
Did she call OP Ruth? You know, babe Ruth? That was a crappy joke.
TheWindowLicker 13
Considering OP's name is random girl, I think the teacher is a he. More than likely. I guess it COULD still be a woman but it seems less likely to me.
Pentium_4 27
OP's screen name is "randomgirl" so i'm guessing the teacher was a guy
perdix 31
Did she look like a blue ox? There #19, that's for you -- a joke shittier than the one you made to distract people from the shittiness of yours. If I hadn't said "shit" twice in the previous sentence, my gesture may have been considered noble.
max_wilder 9
lsd... Nice profile pic
GovernorGeneral 8
Lol. Its okay OP. dont worry about it. No big deal. ^^ one of my friends once called her teacher mom. Happens to everyone. Hehe.
SeaMen 3
81 the mom thing isn't so bad its a quick laugh and short lived and an ovbious mistake... but babe? not thts gonna be akward for everyone and gonna be long lived...because op finds teacher attractive mistake vs blurting out truth
GovernorGeneral 8
How do yo know OP finds her teacher attractive?
Iheartfunny 1
I once called my 60+ year old teacher a sexy bitch. But thats a story for another day.
sematariux 7
Fail Look above ya
jbaby69 0
I once called my teacher mom...
Llama_Face89 34
48- Actually that wasn't that shitty. Unless one doesn't get the Paul Bunyan reference....then yea its nonsense.
raney150 0
I once called a teacher grandma.
BlanketHogger 0
OP is a girl. So her teach would be a guy...
chelseaheming 0
My band teacher is like a mom.... She calls me princess, and we argue in the middle of rehearsal...
theladyofepic 3
I once called my MALE teacher mom. Oops.
j_cat187 20
Excuse me miss, my son would like to plow you.
evilteddybear 0
132 lol Sandys a girl!!
whyask 0
81-If you hadn't put "He-he" at the end of your comment, you wouldn't have gotten thumbs down.
jomo111 5
I called my first grade teacher grandma, I wouldn't care except she was old and wrinkly......
GovernorGeneral 8
176 thats probably why you gave me a thumbs down down but everyone else who did is just an idiot -.-
CallMeBloo 31
I'm a teacher, and one of my students told me she accidentally called her mother Mrs. (CallMeBloo) once. Also, a friend of the family always called her own mother "Babe;" everyone in the family did. I imagine at least one of her many siblings made that same slip-up.
Sarajean32 5
Dude... FYL.
salvorican 24
And one day you can tell people that you ate your babe
Horcruxer 0
You would eat your pig out.
Horcruxer 0
I only use those methods on women.
Horcruxer 0
No but it's "normal"
parcan 11
The username shows it's a girl
Sarajean32 5
I was highly aware.
bacon1043 3
Ha ha don't comment if your just going to wrie "FYL" theres a button for that!
Lanceeden 12
Thumbs up ^
TheDrummingResul 0
Sarcasm. It was sarcasm... Because this FML was so goddamned anticlimactic and unimportant
Ulia_ 3
i wonder how the teacher reacted...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Quite the inference you made there.
Liimitless 6
55- you describe this scene I'm so much detail that the reader begs to wonder if you have experienced it firsthand.
Horcruxer 0
They deleted your comments Mr on the other comment
racerapj 10
What was the inference??? His comment disappeared. ????
baseballbro2 0
Hey
mc380436 0
You should email me :)
monkeybanana 7
Well that's awkward! Hopefully she has a good sense of humor
dcg1375 7
See #31's reply to #1. I'm too lazy to type it all out but not too lazy to explain my laziness.
yahoowizard 16
Maybe it'll be better if she thinks of it as Babe from the movie, the pi....wait, nvm, just keep silent
bamboochicken 0
I'd be proud of that. See it as an accomplishment
Jakesterk96 8
Take a moment with twix, problem solved.
22jrdn55 15
Have a Break, Have a Kit Kat!
perdix 31
Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.
trollfaced 2
That's a free A! Why not?
brianfantana32 10
SEXtra credit
pdHbq 2
Very subtle brian :)
Ozone1232 5
29- I see what you did there...
raphanne_fml 33
#122 Who doesn't?
nickkingcool 0
i like your profile saddly i know no comedians ur pretty funny
brianfantana32 10
124, ya really, I put it in caps lock, how hard could it be to understand
daisyloo 7
Yikes!
xlorawrz 9
It's not the end of the world, you can laugh it off. :)
girl112891 7
Because my boyfriend and I call each other babe more than our first names we make the mistake of calling EVERY one babe. He says it to him mom and sisters, I say it to his brothers and friends... but it only happens when we're in each others presents. :)
DynamicDave 11
How big of presents did you get each other that you can fit inside them?
keyboo 0
Lmao ^^
MeLuvBewbs 7
Hope u got an A in that class
BeefyQueef 5
If A is for ass, then I'm sure op will get plenty of that
laden_swallow09 35
Or give…
Ranimal 12
I've said similar things to my professors and half the times they either missed it or just didn't reference it.
jneville 5
No, you look disgusting... Your teachers heard and chose to awkwardly ignore your comments.
DKjazz 20
"Speak your mind, but please try to be respectful."
insanelyXnikki 18
#43 at least his default picture is actually of himself.
iDaniel525 8
10, you live in Corpus Christi? I'm assuming that's in Texas?
Amrel 10
Yea its in Texas, i actually live near by him