Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "Babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "Babe." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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lsd_25 8
she better at least be hot
perdix 31
Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.
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Comments (201)
nocheforever 6
i once called my teacher baby... they mentioned it at graduation -.-
Reaper5639 16
Oh shit, hope he/she has a good sense of humor!
cmac86 24
Now I've got Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" stuck in my head.
aloha1234 4
That awkward moment when you remember you're home schooled...
ajswigg 0
That's weird, someone did that st my school today; they got pressed with charges.
Iceing11234 0
Awkward
BabyMimi00 12
Freudian Slip much ?
sndvex 0
how does that even happen? i can understand mom but babe..?
Derinsula 2
You are my hero.
uallsuckbitches 0
Did u dream her yesterday