Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

by shootme / 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

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  • *waits for somebody to say that's a shitty situation*

    #2 - On 11/13/2011 at 7:10pm by ReesesPuffs

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  • sorry but they probably don't have an app for cleaning shit stains off your phone.

    #3 - On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm by flockz

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