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Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39032) - you deserved it (2425)

On 10/10/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You deserve it; by it I mean the money.

#5 - On 10/10/2011 at 12:51pm by Jdeluxh

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Looks like SHE needs to grow up.

#3 - On 10/10/2011 at 12:51pm by Justforlolz

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