Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

by Sickofbeingsick / 10/01/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

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  • So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass.

    Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.

    #9 - On 10/01/2011 at 6:32am by NoNotTheFace

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  • It's all part of the plan! Mwahahaha! You'll be sick forever!

    #6 - On 10/01/2011 at 6:18am by Buttsexpirate

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