By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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NoNotTheFace 8

So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass. Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.

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badactor009 0

Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.

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camera123 0

Gotta hate food poisoning...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I thought you gotta love it? Oh shit (runs to the bathroom)

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

LOL you guys crack me up! Poor OP,I know how you feel.hence the username. FYL

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BagleHead 6

At his next BBQ, you should poison the food so your not the only one getting sick.

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SCREAM4meeee 0

You should have just had your boyfriend's hotdog instead.

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yourkindacool18 5

i got it from an under done burger once. i didnt puke once, but i drfinitely could have. FYL OP

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bbailey19 3

Bet it was vinegar based. Nasteh

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crinx034 0

Eww vinegar based foods at a BBQ?

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dkwood 7

A lot of southern BBQ is vinegar based. For example, Memphis BBQ

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crinx034 0

I should try it, might surprise myself.

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btnhdude 0

~If KFC was a mile away~

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olpally 32

It might have been good... Then the laxative took over... Yikes..

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winnn_fml 0

You made your own choice to stuff your face with that food, why complaining

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yea, because the virus that cause food poisoning can be noticible like a dog humping your leg...

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KiddNYC1O 20

5- Who says no to BBQ food?

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winnn_fml 0

10 It's noticeable, you're welcome

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Really #33, you can tell? Or are trolling with me for a chance to be funny and smart? My advice, stop trying, m'kay, or elsy you'll fail. MISERABLY, m'kay.

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Buttsexpirate 9

It's all part of the plan! Mwahahaha! You'll be sick forever!

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KennKenn 0

Probably the same friend who gave you the cold.

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NoNotTheFace 8

So basically you had fluids coming out of your nose, then your mouth, then your ass. Damn. Call the plumber cos bitch got some pipe leaks.

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reallytho3 11

This comment made my day

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badactor009 0

Food poisoning is pretty bad. Ten to one the tater salad got you. Anything Mayo based you want to avoid at all costs at a function like that. I got food poisoning at a 4th of July work party a few years ago. Talk about misery. I thought I was going to die. Then I was afraid I wouldn't.

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