Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bradford, United Kingdom
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
brokenkneechick
United States
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
meantowheels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Chase scene
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
drew
United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
william
United States
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
My hip hurts
Sorry!
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
He wanted you to join the chair committee
Ddevon 4
don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.
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Comments (143)
justinbieber94 0
how the hell don't u notice running over someone?
ohxdamnxkay02 12
it's the cataracts
chenoa_fml 0
in high school I was once run over by a kid in a motorized wheel chair. he hit me from behind and scraped my leg so bad I had trouble walking.
jillianmathers12 13
Cool story bro!
theaws0m3guy 4
I runned.
FarSide 23
Is here any other way but 'brutal' to be run over by a wheelchair?
andieraimundo 0
He/she was the one getting run over smart one.
Streeet_hayley 6
Were planking on the wheelchair ramp?
Streeet_hayley 6
Were you*
LiveLaughFML 10
don't mess with the handicapped. they're one of the tuffest people out there! ;D
Jujubilee 1
Lol! FYL! Ahahahaha! ^
fanceh 10
Was it GTA4 type of hit and run?
MaCOOLiT 5
Thats what you get when you mess with Prof. X
fakeaccountX 6
I don't even know how that's possible, unless you were at the bottom of a very steep hill and the guy had lost control of his wheelchair and was zooming down towards you at over 35 mph.
Bbhd05 0
If you don't notice someone running over you.. then you probably deserved it.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
OP, unless you injurries put you in a weelchair, I have little sympathy.
MagicGiraffe 12
1, he noticed, he just didn't give a rats ass
False_Stupidity 42
I think I'm missing something.. Where does it say that the wheelchair guy/gal didn't notice they had run the OP over?
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
When I was a kid, I got run over by a mountain bike in the park. Some dumbass wanted to be a daredevil and close his eyes while riding. He didn't notice the little 7 year old in front of him picking a dandelion. He almost broke my back.
FFPulley 9
Hit and run??
CassieBoo143 12
You're blonde arent you.
awesumchick 0
Dude i luv eminem too
j4gerb0mblitz 6
He wanted you to join the chair committee
slushpup9696 12
You can be the chairman.
HowAreYouToday 34
Do you at least get cup holders?
hellokittay 5
I'm sorry but that would just be a hilarious sight. But fyl that must have hurt ALOT.
SCREAM4meeee 0
I actually got hit by a wheelchair once... it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would and her chair broke :S
Poopolicious 5
Feel better that it wasn't a car... And be glad your are fine, fine enough to comment on fml at least...... Well.... Still ehh fyl
Ddevon 4
don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.
Mitch_Connor 11
Nothing like Hit and run fun.
LaydiexSkull 3
More like hit and...roll.
twisted54 1
Ba dum bum....:)
some_shit 0
How do you not dodge that!
ambizzles 6
Omg! Are you okay?!?
instnt1nfction 17
You do realize that OP won't answer you..
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
He's fine.... Got run over thats all
GrammaticalNazi 2
No, 58 separate bones all throughout his body have been broken, including his neck. He wrote this FML and asked, with his dying wish, for his family to carry on his legacy and post this FML on the official website.
nolarboot 10
I think the OP is fine, since s/he DID post to FML about it.
iAmScrubs 19
Once they realise they have power, there is nothing stopping them from running over the entire world. One year, we will look up to these four wheeled people and worship them.
Laterial 3
Does your insurance cover that?
caino 3
Haha deceptively quick are the wheeled variety.
EwanSmith 2
hit and run? oh wait a minute...
OreoKami 0
Ahaha (;
GrammaticalNazi 2
I have never understood the point of these comments, it's much less obnoxious to just like the comment instead of giggling over the Internet.
perdix 31
Watching slack-ass pedestrians take they damn sweet time with they damn prissy-ass walking can sure piss of a Wheelie! Don't **** with the Wheelies! They are essentially a motorcycle gang with their wheels rearranged to appear mild-mannered, but in reality the leather, tattoos, drugs, indiscriminate sex and wanton violence are identical.
FarSide 23
THIS... this is ******* poetry! If only FML postings were of this quality. Freaking genius. I got to lay down and rest.
raaawwwrrZ 8
Perdix I bow to you and your superior logic
tiggyt 2
Highly improbable, unless you meant "run into." Most wheelchairs can only handle smooth inclines so I doubt one could run over a body except in the most unlikely circumstances. Which, if you were in them, you would have detailed. He shouldn't have run into you, but YDI for exaggerating wildly.
je_suis_fml 11
13 - shad up..
white16sox 19
13 if it has wheels it can run over someone. Whether or not it will flip is a different story.