Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat thanked me for buying her a new litterbox by peeing in all of my plants. FML
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML
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Top comments
babyyappld 7
it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)
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life2007 0
If you live close to a river get a burlap sack.
YourEvilHero 12
close the bedroom door
Lanceeden 12
Put your clothes inside your litter boxes.
V19Spartan 1
What is your profile pic of? I'm scared
lmfao1643 3
Are your parents trying to kill it?
eminemchick 19
im sorry kitty, i never meant to hurt youuu, but tonights the night ill be cleanin out my closett
life2007 0
I had hip surgery they took pictures while performing it that would be my bleeding femur bone...I'm 22
life2007 0
I had hip surgery they took pictures while performing it that would be my bleeding femur bone...I'm 22
baconftw 9
Close the closet maybe?
baconftw 9
Close the closet maybe?
Friaza 29
Turn your closet into a mine field, those furry little critters won't know what hit them!
blaherman 12
Shove their noses in it.
qwacktastick 8
Should have got a dog...
XxHoPPoxX 8
cats are gay
deviable 9
That's a complement. All the gay people I know are awesome.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Control your pussy.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I told you guys earlier, cats can be evil little *****! :)
smiles2334 0
gross! my cat used to do that... it sucked
babyyappld 7
it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....
ifailplzinsultme 0
By training, do you mean hold I over and shake it?
sxe_beast 11
No, not shaking it. You have to hold the cat with one hand, and yank it down with the other. If too fat you may need two people.
deviable 9
You usually don't have to train cats because they automatically like to use something soft and loose to go in so they can bury their feces. If they go in the ops clothes then make sure the clothes are put away or where they can't reach, and make sure they know where the litter box is. If it stills goes on then take them to a vet because it could be caused by a urinary infection or constipation.
th3onlyon3 0
Lol good timing (classic)
rainbo955 0
by training it all u an do is just show them the box. if they continue to not use it, make them outdoor cats. some cats are just retarded and don't get the fact that they are suppose to poop in that little box and not all over everything.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Put tin foil inside your closet/outside the door. My cat sometimes decides to take a nice shit on the carpet if the litter box is full. Anyways we put tin foil down where she likes to poop and it's stopped her(cats don't like it for some reason).
lvlegabyteme 4
You could also try cleaning out the litter box, ya know. lolol
A7X_LoVeee 10
Thanks Captain Obvious. When did I ever say I don't clean the box?
ashleylucky16 6
Hahaha
bizarre_ftw 22
Am I reading this wrong or did you say that your cat ***** on your carpet when the box is full? You've also apparently found a way to stop her, indicating repeated attempts, indicating repeated occurrences, indicated a repeatedly unclean liter box. Looks like captain obvious has a point :)
sukatlife 0
Close your closet door?
geeksaresexy 18
My cats won't use a litter tray once it has been used. If one pees in a tray the others won't use it. If all three are in overnight I quite often wake up to find a little gift in the bath, I'd have to have 6 trays to stop it. Cats are VERY fussy about where they do their business!
Mipz 2
149, Vets DO recommend you have two boxes per cat...
shelbyyyy11 0
no, one more litter box than the amount of cats you have.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)
ashleylucky16 6
"train yo pussy" lol your deff a winner my friend.
j_729 18
Or just get rid of the cats. Dogs ftw
thepicoeater 1
Pee on their clothes.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Did you even read the FML or were you attempting to be funny? Derp.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Think he meant their "coats"
ashleylucky16 6
I haven't had the extra time to find my cat's closet, let alone pee in it.
MCVelvet1497 3
Apparently, your pussy likes to be in your pants.
salvorican 24
Apparently her pussy likes to pee in her pants too
ImmaB3AST 7
How come everything involving cats have to refer back to pussy?
lvlegabyteme 4
Hang up your clothes, dude. Cats are going to piss on soft things that are left within their reach.
lordlekal 17
Talk to your vet about how to train your cat if you don't know how too.
hassan1122331 0
pee on them Andrew how they like it...jk seriously though just get them trained by a vet
hassan1122331 0
Pesky pieces of twig getting stuck in cats eyeballs, and they can tell you how to train it right? I think? that's what I meant
rainbo955 0
you can't "train" a cat to use the litter box, nimrod. cats will generally use it on their own if u show it to the from a kitten. if it doesn't then hang up your shit or make it an outdoor cat.
BrettJ 0
If your clothes are hung up in your closet then how do they still pee on them? NINGA KITTIES!
ashleylucky16 6
#75 hahahahha oh my gosh I didn't even notice!
TheNewGuy03 29
Or did they mean that "other" word? OH, THE HORROR--