Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML
Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML
Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, at 5:30 on a Sunday, I noticed my tire had a bubble in it. I found a tire shop 15 minutes away that would be closing at 6pm and made it there in time, but the shop had closed early. I left to try and make it to the next one and had a blow out. FML
Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that the two front tires on our van were flat. Now we won't have a vehicle all week since the tire shop is booked solid. We just went through this with the rear tires two weeks ago. FML
Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML
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ohjessica 11
Haha, damn. What a coincidence.
iforgited 2
Learn to change a tire
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Comments (147)
ohjessica 11
Haha, damn. What a coincidence.
SuperDerp 8
yeah ... sounds like something that would happen to me
WinterPerfection 3
It happens a lot with AAA!
eminemchick 19
you shouldve called the AAAAA
EvilPotato 15
while you wait you should ********** to the sound of Iamnotmyself playing with his unicorn Steve.
mara16 6
mmm **** lol
livlafluv100 2
well, look on the bright side, at least they're coming!
josebeto1 6
AAAAA Is always better
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Irony's a fickle bitch sometimes, isn't it?
katieklein 0
Thats kinda funny tho.
Iamnotmyself 17
Guys, real men call the BBB
dsbs 9
An accident inside an accident.... Inception
flockz 20
good thing your car doesnt have sex. its rubber would always break.
MrTittySprinkles 7
Mmm **** indeed.
mynameis1339 0
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DKParth13 5
so I guess they had to call AAA or Onstar lol
Deamoner 0
Inception :O
EnEl_Infierno 15
Lol fyl for depending on AAA and ydi for not having a repair kit on you. And also I know this is gonna sound stupid but I'm still new to site can any one tell me how to favorite. An fml.
swimchica22 0
Why didnt you call someone else? Personally...i would have called someone who could get there faster...
CCrunner2 0
YDI
Sebastian_NG 17
Yo dawg we heard u had a flat tire so we put a tow truck in ur tow truck so we can tow u while we tow u! If i don't get thumbs up for that I will post an FML
PutItIn 8
I call HHH to carry me home on his back while he feeds me green grapes.
Prankster7o7 5
I'd take a nap, screw that.
PopRocks14 0
Ohhhh the irony.
wahxoxo98 0
Sounds Like AAA Had To Call AAA.(;
NYCM 6
That's what she said
brad5150 4
Switch to Progressive...
arcticdoctorwho 0
That's what they call a vicious circle.
SayHiToChucky 0
I love how this comment got 69 thumbs up. Now THAT'S a coincidence..
xXshadowrollerXx 6
192 - I thumbed it up, just to ruin your entire comment. u mad?
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
INCEPTION.
DKParth13 5
um first quick say something...., penus!!
hiyourcute 0
Enjoy being modded. Have a nice day.
darlingdollie 24
Sorry, op. Thats just bad luck.
iLOLatURpain69 7
I would say its good luck. Bad luck would be no insurance, car completely destroyed, zombie apocalypse, ect.
tylersign 11
Sounds like AAA needs to call OnStar.
DKParth13 5
I like turtles!!
TN9R 1
639th rule of life. always remember your how to survive a zombie apocalypse instructions.
Jaimegirl 7
Don't they have the supplies to fix the flat in their car?? AAA is making excuses...
Gfrigo 1
Op wouldnt have this type of luck if he/she learned how to change a spare tire.
sandyandellie 5
I think they forgot about that call and made up an excuse
CryMoreFMLs 15
I actually think a zombie apocalypse would be a good thing... Or atleast interesting.
SupahAsian 4
What's your zombie plan??
SOD_sonofdixie 5
or the OP could learn how to put on a spare and this situation would have never happened.. YDI for being ignorant
annasworld 3
aw man sounds like a bad day :(
freakinglaugher 10
A very Tirering day.
lorenzoman77 7
OHH THE IRONY!!! D:
DropTheDaggerxx 31
So ya had a bad day, call triple A, get a flat tire & wait for a while. ...Nope. The song's not even good as a parody. In all seriousness, that's straight-up bad luck. Sorry, OP! Hope you had a book or something.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Were you driving on top of a rocky mountain or something?
livlafluv100 2
He/she does live in colorado so....
swasticop 0
Don't call AAA. Get a freakin airlift out of there
coolp3rson 0
thats happened to me for 9 hours
iBxChelss 3
YDI for using AAA. Worst insurance company evaaa.
SayHiToChucky 0
I see what you did there.
Brool_Story_Co 17
It's taking longer than usual
SayHiToChucky 0
Three times longer...
Brool_Story_Co 17
How the **** did my comment end up here?
Brool_Story_Co 17
That wasn't supposed to be on this comment
SayHiToChucky 0
Cool story, bro ....
toniidubz 0
****. that sucks.
JTHolloway200 0
I agree with the ****
ugottaluvme 0
Do girls actually say ****? Usually peoplw so balls... or penis...
giraffeluvinfoo 6
Why not say ****?
eminemchick 19
balls to you!
dpoon 2
lol that's just destroyed!
highlandrabbit 1
You must not be very lucky. BTW, what did u do during those 4 hours?
ifailplzinsultme 0
Fap
RiZiX 0
4 hours of nothing.., sucks