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Today, mah old neighbor peltd me with apple when I walkd out the door!! I duckd for cover an askd what her problem was!! She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from mah garden! looool ) I lookd at her garden, only to see mah dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing an holding a bag full of peas!! FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Your dads the shit.

#3 - On 08/02/2011 at 6:06pm by tsim

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Hahahhahaha owed by your father!!!!!!!!

#1 - On 08/02/2011 at 6:05pm by hollyman

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