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Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML


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On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

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See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!

#4 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:10am by PSQ91

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She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.

#1 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:08am by YacL

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