Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML
by tbalboa / 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that:
A) You really were drunk or
B) You were high and had the munchies.
So which was it?
#2 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:25pm by DocBastard
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And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.
#10 - On 07/01/2011 at 5:32pm by iAmScrubs
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