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Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"
CoconutMuffin 5
Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!
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Comments (123)
Ncallday 0
dang! that's not very nice!
lackofpotatoes 0
some1 was gonna tell you it anyway atleast ur prepared now. most ugly girls are devastated due to the lack of preparation.
BigHoshJosh 0
well it helped me so.... why not
Idonebeenhad 17
At least he's honest
MrSassypants 34
1 well in someway it is nice if he is going to prepare OP for the real world. But other than that... not nice.
fthislyfe 22
my father also says im ugly but people say im beautiful...that's just how it is. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and my parents think im ugly lol, they're not confident about what they made (me) so don't be upset
YacL 15
Someone just won father of the year award.
premiermois 5
And it wasn't this guy.
mattyb123 0
good call
alex1432 9
my grandmother told me that. numerous times
sxe_beast 11
Yay for cosmetic surgery :)
MilkShakez 0
Yah ask him to pay for your plastic surgery
EvilPotato 15
tell it like it is homey.
tona01 16
106 pic goes perfectly with this FML
Crazy4Christ 0
haha! totally!
alexg823 0
No offense, but if you get that hurt from your asshole dad calling you ugly, you are not prepared for the world.
iCHEA3RY 0
I'm called ugly almost everyday by my brothers and worse... I'm used to it and I know it so I don't take it personally.
deliciouscake 3
prepare him... WITH YOUR UGLY FISTS.
luis420 0
atleast he's being honest.
FuckOurLivesFOL_fml 0
its okay Meg
kdz 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mooshibear140 4
Haha, this reminds me of a personal experience. One time I decided not to blow dry my hair because I didn't have time. I let it airdry and it came out curly. It would usually be straight when I blow dried it. Afterwards when my dad saw me the first thing he said was "What did you do to your hair? It looks like shit!" And I felt so bad...!
CoconutMuffin 5
Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!
rosha267 21
Yeah that was pretty stupid considering you get half your genes from him
CoconutMuffin 5
4: I mean you might or might not look like your dad, but chances are, OP looks similar to him. He probably has body image issues of his own and is reflecting his self-hate on OP to make himself feel better. :(
excesspotatoes 0
if OP looks like her dad then yes, that would make her ugly.
excesspotatoes 0
if OP looks like her dad then yes, that would make her ugly.
rdot90 1
Males can get by with being ugly, females can't.
excesspotatoes 0
if your an ugly girl, its like being a guy: you have to work.
nmsm 1
haha exactly. it was probably his fault
Kochy 0
maybe it's her step dad.
CoconutMuffin 5
215: OP would specify that. Its a major detail because it adds humor to the suituation (because she probably looks like him).
picklezz123 5
the word is a cruel place
openwindow_fml 0
world?
fmlsaves 0
breast implants will save her love life
5t3ff1k4h 47
20 - Yes, world. 73 - No, they won't. For all you know OP is beautiful and her dad's just an asshole because he never looked as good (or something). Big boobs don't counteract any other 'issue' either so if she truly is ugly but has giant ****, it's not going to solve her problem.
I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
thanks for clearing that up for me. I had no idea they left out the L
iluvnba 0
big breast doesnt make an ugly pretty.
Zmeilerr 22
Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"
kendallhi 9
that would of been funny
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
number 6 you like completely coppied number 2's comment
lendalynn 5
lolz
NiqueKristan92 0
Lol ydi, better to hear it from him first than someone else.
DrDreTheChronic 0
your a bitch shut up she doesn't deserve it it's ******* mean
catrav77 0
1. That was just a stupid and mean thing to say. 2. How in the world does that make it a ydi?
txgirl2013 14
someone's bitter...haven't been laid in a while huh?
IsH3092 0
your probably 12 years old Stfu
NiqueKristan92 0
Whoa such cruelty
huntermc7 0
Yes, it was. From you. You had no reason in the world to say something like that. Yes, 74...You deserved this so called "cruelty."
Lolpizza_fml 0
you are kidding right?? geez... in a bad mood much? and why ydi?? i bet your dad said the same thing to you and meant it.
NiqueKristan92 0
If her dad told her shes pretty and shes not thats worse. The truth will set you free.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Who says OP is ugly in the first place?! You're making assumptions and looking like an ass. Just quit while you're ahead.
missfamousstar11 0
that's one person that you don't wanna hear it from!
looper121 0
u r an idiot
illmatic2 16
It really doesn't matter what the OP looks like. There are some things that a father should never say to his daughter, and he crossed that line.
TraceCase_ 19
Destroying your self esteem is NOT going to help prepare you for the real world, which CAN be cruel and difficult. That's why you should always be able to count on your family for love and support, it no one else. Sorry your Dad doesn't see it that way, OP :( Be confident and proud of who you are and you can face anything this crazy ass world throws at you!
Dasuss 11
Am I the only one who thinks "Niqqer" (or whatever her name is) is ugly? Maybe her dad told told her the same thing... Oh wait. Her dad... Nevermind.
womanjesus 0
90- even if she isn't pretty, how the **** does that make her deserve it? not everyone can be a babe. I don't like you. You're a bitch. And you do deserve it.
NiqueKristan92 0
132, you don't even know me. Theres nothing wrong with being ugly, it's the inside that counts but if someone is ugly, they shouldn't be lied to.
txgirl2013 14
Well...did someone lie to you and say that "you're pretty"?
Justforlolz 14
141-If it's the inside that counts, then you are one of the biggest assholes I know. I may not know you but you radiate stupidity. You shouldn't be lied to, amirite?
NiqueKristan92 0
Ok someone shouldn't be attacked for their opinion, to me this isn't a fyl if your father is being honest with HIS OPINION
BossDavyy 0
Would you just shut up everyone hates you
womanjesus 0
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO CHALLENGED regardless of if she's being lied to. IT DOESN'T MAKE HER DESERVE IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?
evilmonkeysrock 0
well aren't you a little stuck up bitch #7!
NiqueKristan92 0
Sigh. I am not stuck up, nor a bitch. I am, however, apathetic about your opinions towards me.
MikalaHart 4
No one deserves to be called ugly, especially not by their father.
DaniBee420 6
um yeah your attitude us ugly. who the hell are u to pass judgment on ppl u don't know? an attitude like that will get u now where fast. how wld u like it if ur dad told u that u were ugly and someone told u, "ah well, YDI." wld u like for ppl to tell u that u deserve to be called ugly? u must be one unhappy person or one of those ppl who have no self esteem and get a kick out of seeing other ppl unhappy. but don't worry, karma is a bitch... ur no supermodel, I see ur pic. get off ur high horse and come back to the real world. being a bitch will make u a very lonely person.
ribbyc80 0
182 WIN!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
141 - Who are you to call someone ugly? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What you see as ugly may be a masterpiece in someone else's eyes. Didn't most of us tell you to shut up already? Why haven't you? 156 - Who says the father was accurate? Get it through your head. The father wasn't necessarily being HONEST. 169 - You are a bitch. Accept it and move on. Sad how those were all directed to the same person. Well said 182!
MikalaHart 4
182, you made a great point! I really back you up on it, but I disagree with one thing you said. Telling her she's no model after looking at her picture is no better than what she said and that is just stooping to her level.. I think it would have meant more if you left that out because then you wouldn't have insulted her in anyway, but that's just my opinion.
sweeetooth 4
she was never ahead
MissSunshinexox 0
141- yes 132 doesn't no you but hey you don't know the OP either so u should stop making assumptions that she's ugly and 'deserves it' cuz no one does u disgust me
texan254 0
u got to Amit u asked for it
A7X_LoVeee 10
He was only being honest. Nah jk your dad is an ass.
thomas357 0
hey would you want him to lie?
kyanisaurus 0
8, I fine your pic highly alarming
kyanisaurus 0
oops fond*
lackofpotatoes 0
found?
kyanisaurus 0
long claws, sorry. find*
lackofpotatoes 0
find
A7X_LoVeee 10
haha why?
MrSexyPants 14
I read the last part in Donna's mom's voice from That 70s Show. :D
katynkayy 0
MrSexyPants - I did too haha
dabo_fml 0
Hes preparing you to know that people are dicks in the world.
CoconutMuffin 5
9- True dat! I've seen devastatingly beautiful people be brought down by people because they called them ugly. Maybe OP's dad was just saying it as a worst case senario thing, or something like that...
dabo_fml 0
I think he's just a dick.
premiermois 5
"Devastatingly beautiful?" lol? What does that even mean?
TheDrifter 24
The kind of beautiful that causes traffic accidents while going for a walk in a sun dress?
CoconutMuffin 5
54: You've never heard that term? I'd say I feel old but i'm probably younger than 90% of FML'ers!! Devestatingly beauty is when someone is so good looking, it's hard to look at them.
sheethapins 13
Now that part is over with, time to get you a job and crush all your dreams and show you a list of last month's bills. You're on your way kid, you're in your way...
rebekahah 7
hmm, very straightforward.
kendallhi 9
:(
iSwagggg 0
I like your profile descrip. very entertaining:)
Leigh_Badd 1
I really LOLed. Ha.
BigHoshJosh 0
probably because you did the same thing to your children. asshole
Dawillzzz 3
yeah I "laugh out louded" too a